CraftyKim’s Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Emeralds Found:	5776	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TVShowBondingCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4929
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	9863	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	300	Players Killed by Monsters:	242

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8490	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Farms Harvested:	317	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FavFactzMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? We’re all about that here. And don’t even get me started on the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs – chaos ensued, but it was totally worth it.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into – the possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4407
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCreeperCringe

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1