So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Alien Abductions: 4
Dimension Hops: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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