So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Spears Created: 18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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