CraftyHappyLand | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Towns Built:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4489	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	468	New Chunks Explored:	17036
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	220
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3530	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9787
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

SisSnatchersCraft

AITAH, custody, custody agreement, custody battle, family conflict, family drama, irresponsible behavior, new boyfriend, not giving, parenting, partying, Pregnant, RELATIVES, Responsible, Shy.., SisSnatchersCraft, sisters kids back, stolen kids, teenage years, wild child, younger sister

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Farms Harvested:	104
Buildings Constructed:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your sister Katie’s partying days? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’ll make Katie’s teenage years look like a walk in the park.

Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and non-stop fun. Just like Katie always had a new boyfriend every other week, you’ll have a new quest to conquer every other day.

And just like Katie’s kids practically live at your house, our server will become your second home. But don’t worry, you won’t have to deal with any custody battles here – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have blocky adventures instead? See you on the server!

CraftyShyChallenges

Challenges, communication skills, coping mechanisms, CraftyShyChallenges, facing fears, introversion, mental health, Mental Wellness, overcoming fear, personal growth, seeking support, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, shyness, social anxiety, social interactions, social phobia, social situations, stepping out of comfort zone

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2222
Animals Bred:	54	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world, constantly hiding from other players and avoiding social interaction like it’s a creeper about to explode? Well, fear not, because our server is the perfect place for all you shy folks out there!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or making eye contact with strangers again. Our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’re surrounded by a bunch of virtual therapy llamas who just want to listen to your problems and offer moral support.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where all the introverts hang out, complete with cozy caves for solo gaming sessions and a virtual library filled with e-books on how to overcome social anxiety in the Minecraft world.

So come on down to our server and let your inner hermit shine! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole virtual world of supportive players who understand the struggle of being a shy Minecraftian?

SlovakCraft: Energy Wars

accusations, accuses, Aiding, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy deals, european union, foreign policy, gas pipelines, government corruption, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Slovak PM, SlovakCraft, Ukraine, Wars, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Potions Brewed:	25
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the prime minister of slovakia is accused of helping russia through energy deals! we have crazy drama, intense politics, and explosions galore! join now to be part of the chaos and mayhem. who knows, you might even become a key player in the next international conflict! come join us for a wild ride unlike any other server out there. trust us, you won’t be bored here!

Happy Sleep Wearables

circadian rhythm disruptions, data analysis, depression, Fitbits, happiest times to sleep, Happy, health, mental health, mood, mood disorders, research, Sleep, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep research, sleep tracking, study, Technology, wearable technology, Wearables, well-being

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

lol this server is like a Fitbit for your Minecraft life, except instead of tracking steps, it tracks your happiest times to sleep! Join us and discover the perfect time to catch those Z’s while also battling mobs and building epic structures.

Our research has found crazy links between mood, depression, and circadian rhythm disruptions in Minecraft players. We used 2,077 Fitbits to conduct this study, so you know it’s legit.

So come on, join our server and let us help you find the perfect balance between gaming and getting those sweet, sweet ZZZs. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening?

New World Consecrated

asleep, Biz, Catch, CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, Ip:, Modpack, Play, Recommend, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, Vermeeren, world, zombie

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Potions Brewed:	150
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

New World Consecrated – Minecraft Server

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord	We recommend joining the Discord server for the modpack and community
Timezone	CET (Central European Time)

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by using the provided server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

2. What mods are included in the modpack?

The modpack includes mods focused on smiting the undead and enhancing roleplay experience.

3. Can I play on the server if I’m not in the CET timezone?

Yes, you can still play on the server, but note that server activity may vary based on the timezone.

4. How can I participate in roleplay on the server?

You can engage in roleplay by interacting with other players in-game and following the server’s roleplay guidelines.

Cosmic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, 5th edition, Book, cdda modlist, Cosmic, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, Frontier, gog games, Links, loverslab, mod order guide, Mods, new mods, new patch notes, old mods, oscar is a faggot, patch notes, performance fish, previous games, rimworld, Rimworld General, rocketman, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	547	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Join our Minecraft server because Oscar is a faggot and we love it! The DLC is like a juicy meme, worth pirating before you commit. Dwarf Fortress is a big no-no here, but we welcome Performance Fish and Rocketman mods for top-tier gameplay. Get Tynan’s book from Amazon for some extra laughs. Rimworld is a must-try, grab it from gog-games.to and check out the latest patch notes on ludeon.com/blog. Don’t forget to mod your game with catalogue.smods.ru and loverslab.com for some spicy content. Use Rimpy to manage your mods and follow our guide to avoid any game-breaking issues. Yayo modlist and CDDA modlist are also available for your enjoyment. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchantments Applied:	300
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6924	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3