CraftyCreeperCraziness

Absurd, asinine, Baffling, CraftyCreeperCraziness, disbelief, dumb, far-fetched, foolishness, idiocy, ignorance, illogical, irrational, Ludicrous, moronic, Nonsensical, preposterous, Ridiculous, SENSELESS, stupidity, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

CraftyGifts Minecraft Server

Apology, christmas gift, Coat, Communication, communication skills, Conflict, CraftyGifts, Decision making, Ego, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, gift giving, Honesty, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, online shopping, relationship, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without worrying about lost links or forgotten gifts!

Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can create your own long winter coats and never have to rely on anyone else for Christmas presents. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and leave all the real-life drama behind.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the lies, excuses, and hurt egos at the door. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about misplaced links or forgotten gifts again!

Name: “OffensiveDaveMC”

Adopted, bullying, confusion, conservative area, cultural appropriation, culture, Diversity, Friends, Identity, judgement, legal name, Mulan, name change, offensive, OffensiveDaveMC, personal choice, racism, social norms, tolerance, White, WIBTA

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of boring old white names? Want to spice up your Minecraft experience with a name that’s straight out of a movie? Join our server and embrace your inner Mulan (yes, like the Disney princess)!

Experience the confusion and bullying firsthand as you navigate through a conservative town filled with white names and white people. But fear not, once you move away and join our server, you’ll be free to be your true Mulan self without judgment.

Don’t let anyone tell you that cultural appropriation is a bad thing when it comes to choosing your Minecraft name. Embrace the uniqueness and stand out from the crowd as the one and only Mulan in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventures begin!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, bad manners, BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, frustrating, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, inconsiderate, insensitivity, intolerance, lack of empathy, people, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8111
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of dealing with annoying players on other servers who steal your diamonds and blow up your creations? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy! We even have a special jail for griefers where they have to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army” – a group of highly trained chickens who will protect you from any would-be griefers or mobs. These chickens are armed with diamond swords and have been known to take down even the toughest of enemies.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether where you can battle against a giant zombie pigman boss for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Dream Pod DNA Harvest

Artificial Intelligence, Conspiracy Theory, Dna, DNA harvesting, dream, dream manipulation, dystopian, FANTASY, futuristic, genetic engineering, Harvest, matrix, pod, pod people, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Sleep, speculation, speculative fiction, subconscious, Technology, virtual reality, wet dreams

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1744
Chimeras Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because, like, the pigs wear sunglasses and the chickens can breakdance. It’s like a party in your computer, dude.

And get this, the trees talk to you in a British accent and give you advice on how to build the sickest treehouse ever. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

Oh, and did I mention that the diamonds are actually magical unicorn poop? Yeah, that’s right. Mine those sparkly turds and become the richest player on the server.

So, like, if you wanna have the most epic time of your life and hang out with the weirdest creatures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s like a trip to Wonderland on steroids.

VA Guilds

Address, Checking, Chill, Discord, Guilds, interested, JOINING, occasional, Recommend, Server, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6080
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ores Mined:	2398
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	193	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Star Shards Collected:	107	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	VAGuilds
Server Address	VAGuilds.mcpro.io
Mods	More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, Guilds
Description	A chill SMP server with occasional PvP, perfect for players who enjoy guild activities

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the address VAGuilds.mcpro.io
What mods are installed on the server?	The server has mods including More swords, Quality of life, Create, Quests, and Guilds
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed but it is occasional and not the main focus of the server
How can I learn more about the server?	Join the server’s Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/TKQy2PQWKK

Mystic Sands 1.21.2

1.21.2, animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diet, animal habitat, animal research, conservation, Cooking, desert animals, desert ecosystem, Endangered species, herbivore, Jerboa, mystic, nocturnal animals, rodent, sand dunes, sands, small mammals, Tapir, unique animals, wildlife, wildlife observation

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	686
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7822
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	465

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got jerboas and tapirs cooking up some crazy shiz! Like, who even knew those animals could cook, right? But on this server, anything is possible! Join now and witness the culinary skills of these epic creatures firsthand! It’s a total game-changer, man!

MommaSaidNoGriefers

biological child, cooking criticism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, grandmother, insulted daughter, MommaSaidNoGriefers, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s party, stepchild, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2126
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server with drama hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where family gatherings are more intense than a creeper explosion!

Join us and experience the thrill of family dynamics gone wrong, just like in this crazy story. Cook up some drama with your stepmother and grandmother, and see who can out-spice the other in the ultimate cooking showdown.

With more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, our server will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft world!

MovieSMP_CharSelect

Acting, anime character, Antagonist, COSPLAY, dream come true, dream job, dream role, fantasy role, favorite character, fictional character, Hero, iconic character, imagination, movie character, MovieSMP_CharSelect, opportunity, Protagonist, Role Model, role-play, series character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrrrr. Like, I heard that if you join, you get to play as your favorite movie, series, or anime character. Like, imagine being Iron Man and flying around shooting creepers with your repulsor beams. Or being Naruto and using your ninja skills to build the sickest base ever.

And get this, there’s this secret underground city where only the elite players can go. I heard that there’s a hidden treasure chest with like, a million diamonds in it. And if you find it, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs.

Plus, the admin is this super cool dude who dresses up as a wizard and grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. I heard that someone wished for a house made entirely out of cake and the admin actually made it happen.

So yeah, if you want to have the most epic, hilarious, and insane Minecraft experience of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BirthdayBlunderCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Holy Grails Found:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of forgetting important dates and scrambling to find a last-minute gift for your special someone? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and you’ll have access to our exclusive “Birthday Forget-Me-Not” plugin, which automatically generates a virtual gift for your loved one whenever you forget their birthday. From diamond swords to enchanted armor, we’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Cupid’s Arrow” minigame, where players can compete to win the heart of their crush by shooting them with arrows of love. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure on the server that holds the key to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server today and never worry about forgetting a birthday gift again!

CraftyCreeper8Billion

$8 billion, arms sale, arms transfer, biden, Congress, CraftyCreeper8Billion, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military support, Notification, political news, SECURITY, united states, weapons deal, weapons procurement

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we sell $8 billion arms to israel!! we got diamond swords for days and creepers that explode like fireworks! build your own white house and declare yourself president of the server! watch out for the zombie pigmen, they’re secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of chickens! join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Chimp Genes vs Human Brains

brain development, Brains, chimp, chimpanzees, comparative biology, comparative genomics, Evolution, evolutionary genetics, gene expression, gene regulation, Genes, Genetic differences, genetic diversity, genetic similarities, Genetic specialization, genome, Human, human brain, human evolution, neurobiology, Primate genetics, specialization, Upregulated genes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

yo, u ever wonder why humans r so much smarter than chimps? well, it’s cuz we got more upregulated genes, bro. and u know what else has more upregulated genes? our minecraft server! join us and level up ur brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. who needs a chimp when u can have a diamond sword? come join the evolution of gaming on our server and see why humans truly are the superior species.

AussieSMP

AussieSMP, ban evasion, Chunks, Community, Contraptions, Creative Server, Economy, Entities, Golden Shovel, Griefing, Land claiming, latency, Network, new zealand, Npc, Redstone, rules, smp, teleports, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord
Apply Here	https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports and player trading.

Features:

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft.
Main focus is on Vanilla mechanics with minimal modifications.
Decently sized shopping area for player trading.
Teleport commands for easy navigation.
Land claiming system for protecting builds.
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.
Part of a growing network with a creative server.
External resources such as livestreams, Discord, and a wiki.

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

If you’re looking for a friendly Minecraft server with a welcoming community, AussieSMP is the place for you.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply using the link provided above. The server is whitelisted, so you will need to fill out an application form.

Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, there are rules listed above that you must adhere to while playing on the server. Failure to follow these rules may result in your removal from the community.

Is the server purely vanilla or are there additional features?

The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life features such as teleport commands, player trading, and a land claiming system. It aims to maintain the essence of Vanilla Minecraft while enhancing the gameplay experience.

What can I expect from the community on AussieSMP?

The community on AussieSMP is friendly and welcoming to new players. There is a strong emphasis on teamwork, trading, and building a vibrant in-game economy. Players are encouraged to collaborate and explore the server together.

Is there a Discord server for AussieSMP?

Yes, there is a Discord server for AussieSMP where players can chat, find out about future plans for the server, and participate in community events. The Discord invite link is provided above.

Chrono Portal 1.21

1970s, 1974, 4chan, Archive, archives, Boston archives, Boston library, Boston Phoenix, Chrono, confirmation, Creative, discovery, historical, humor, investigation, newspaper ad, Portal, prank, reference, shits and giggles, time travel, time traveler

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Farms Harvested:	857	Enchantments Applied:	219
Void Gems Collected:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a trip through time and space, where 4chan references exist in 1974 newspaper ads!

Experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets from the past while building epic structures in a virtual world.

Who needs a Boston library when you can explore history while crafting and mining with your friends?

Don’t miss out on this mind-bending adventure – join now and prepare to question everything you thought you knew about reality!

ChildSupportCraft

absentee parent, adhd, autism, child services, child support, ChildSupportCraft, court agreement, custody, Divorce, Emotional support, enforcement, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, legal action, neglect, odd, parental responsibilities, scoliosis, single mother, special needs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers and zombies while navigating through the insane stories of our players. From single moms taking on deadbeat dads to exes moving across the country to avoid child support, our server is filled with drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

HypeGoneMinecraft SMP

anticipation, Buzz, disappeared, Disappointment, fad, Failed, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Flop, Forgotten, gone, hype, HypeGoneMinecraft, next big thing, obsolete, once popular, overhyped, short lived, smp, trend, Trendsetter, VANISHED

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	3777
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this super epic Minecraft SMP server that was supposed to be the next big thing but then just vanished into thin air like my ex-girlfriend’s sanity? It was like the holy grail of SMPs, with diamond-encrusted pigs flying around and villagers doing the cha-cha slide all day long. But then one day, POOF! It was gone faster than my willpower to resist eating a whole cake in one sitting.

But fear not, my fellow blockheads, because I have found a new server that is even more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. This server has unicorns as mounts, dragons as pets, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, the owner is a literal wizard who can turn dirt blocks into stacks of diamonds with just a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come join us on this wild ride of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, blame it on the lag. #YOLOminecraft #blockparty #whatisrealityanyway