so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the players right where we want them, just like Hamas leader with the Israelis, haha. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, man. we’ll have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to spell “lol”. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those noobs who’s boss!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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