Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

    Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

    No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

    Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

    But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

    So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

    Best Seasons Minecraft SMP
    Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

    Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

    And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

    Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

    We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

    Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

    Blocky Knights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

    Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

    Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

    And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

    Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

    Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

    But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ores Mined: 9810 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

    Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

    Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Locked Cock Minecraft Server

    Locked Cock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

    So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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