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CraftyDan’s Warzone

Air Force, Army, Buy, CraftyDans, Danish military, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Equipment, foreign policy, military gear, military technology, national defense, Navy, prime minister, Procurement, SECURITY, warzone, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Buildings Constructed:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more military gear than denmark! our prime minister is always shouting “buy, buy, buy” because we have so much cool stuff to get! you can ride into battle on a diamond-encrusted tank or fight off creepers with a rocket launcher! our pvp battles are so intense, even herobrine would be scared to join! so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s dominate the minecraft world together!

WombCraft: Gene Targeting Fun

Fun, Gene, gene targeting, Gene therapy, genetic breakthrough, genetic disorder, genetic medicine, genetic mutation, genetic research, genetic therapy, genetic treatment, infant treatment, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Motor neuron disease, neurological disorder, newborn treatment, prenatal treatment, Rare Disease, spinal cord disease, spinal Muscular Atrophy, Targeting, womb treatment, WombCraft

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Magic Items Found:	6298

yo, dis server be like dat two-and-a-half-year-old girl who be defying all odds and kickin’ butt! we be treatin’ our players with love and care like dat gene-targeting drug treatin’ dat lil girl in da womb. ain’t no rare genetic disorder gonna hold us back, we be conquerin’ all dem challenges like bosses!

come join us and be part of dis epic journey where we be fightin’ against all odds and comin’ out on top! we be da first ones to offer dis kind of crazy treatment to our players, makin’ sure dey be livin’ their best Minecraft lives with no signs of any condition holdin’ dem back.

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and be part of dis epic adventure where we be defyin’ all expectations and havin’ a blast while doin’ it! ain’t nothin’ gonna stop us from havin’ da best time ever on dis server, so come on and join da fun!

SmartieSMP

active SMP community, admin interference, Builder, Community, Community Projects, enjoy the game, Explorer, hand-built structures, laid back, Minecraft, Mods, Plugins, PvP, redstone engineer, Regular Events, seasonal switches, Server, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, survival experience

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1711
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95

Minecraft Survival SMP Server Overview

About the Server
We’re a community that focuses on fun. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll find a place here. While the server isn’t a vanilla pre-install, there are no plugins or mods that interfere with gameplay. You’ll get the most authentic Minecraft experience possible, with nothing altering the core mechanics.
Seasonal Switches
We reset every two months to keep things fresh and exciting, so there’s always a new world to explore and build in. With the next season starting soon, this is a great chance to get in early and start fresh with everyone else.
What You Can Expect
Active players, no unnecessary admin interference, and the freedom to play the way Minecraft was meant to be played. PvP and stealing are allowed, but at its core, this is a survival experience meant to bring players together. Expect hand-built structures, community projects, and regular events to keep things engaging.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided in the invitation.

Q: Is there any fee to join the server?

A: No, joining the server is completely free.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: While PvP and stealing are allowed, the server encourages a friendly and cooperative community. Any disruptive behavior may result in consequences.

Ethereal Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, androgyny, empowerment, Ethereal, fashion, Femboy, Femininity, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Haven, Identity, Individuality, LGBTQ, Masculinity, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Yo, bro, if you wanna see what happens when a dude over 25 tries to be a “femboy” in Minecraft, you gotta join this server!

We got dudes running around in pink tutus, trying to rock that femboy look but failing miserably. It’s a total trainwreck, but in a hilarious way.

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these grown men trying to pull off the femboy aesthetic. It’s like a cringey comedy show, but in Minecraft form.

So if you wanna witness the ultimate cringe fest and have a good laugh, come join us on this server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t forget anytime soon!

PhoneSnatcherRage

ambulance, Apologize.., bus, bus canceled, expensive, Forgot, Friend, heart problems, Late, medication, OFFENDED, overreact, Panic, Phone, PhoneSnatcherRage, playfull, prank, School, scream, Tears

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Lily pranked her friend with a missing phone scare! Our server is so fun, it’ll have you questioning reality just like when the bus was late and the phone went missing.

Experience the thrill of heart-pounding adventures, just like when our player thought they were going to faint from panic. And don’t worry, our server is so exciting, it’ll make you yell so loud the whole street will hear you, just like when our player found out it was all just a prank.

So come join us for a crazy, heart-stopping good time on our Minecraft server, where the only thing missing is your presence! Who needs a missing phone when you have us?

KremlinCraft SMP: Dirt on Elon & Trump

Blackmail, coercion, collusion, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, Dirt, donald trump, Elon, elon musk, Espionage, Government, hidden agenda., influence, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, Politics, power, russia, scandal, Secrets, smp, trump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ores Mined:	6673	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. Like, Elon Musk and Donald Trump were totally playing on it and Russia had some dirt on them or something, like what even?! But like, you gotta join this server to find out the juicy deets, it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and stuff. It’s like, so OP, you won’t even know what hit you. So come join us and uncover the truth behind Russia’s hold on Elon and Trump, it’s gonna be wild, I swear! #MinecraftConspiracies #JoinUsOrElseLOLZ🤪🤣🤯🤑🤔🤫

CraftyBillionairesGoneWild

activism, billionaires, corporate greed, Corruption, CraftyBillionairesGoneWild, Democracy, economic justice, Economy, Government, grassroots movements, income inequality, political reform, Politics, power dynamics, resistance, revolution, social justice, societal change, Tipping Point, Usa, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	657
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of billionaires treating the USA like their own personal Monopoly board? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to take back the country from those greedy fat cats! Build your own fortress of resistance, complete with secret underground tunnels and a moat filled with lava (because why not?). Form alliances with other players to strategize how to overthrow the billionaire overlords and restore peace and prosperity to the land. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server – could this be the key to funding your revolution? Join now and let’s show those billionaires who’s boss!

BlockyBibas Minecraft Server

Bibas children, BlockyBibas, Conflict Resolution, family tragedy, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostage situation, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli hostages, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Mother, peace negotiations, political tensions, Red Cross, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, war zone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

LOLZ come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we trade bodies like Pokemons! We got Hamas handing over Israeli hostages to the Red Cross like it’s a freakin’ game of hot potato. Biba’s children and their mama are all up in this mess, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Who needs diamonds when you can have human bodies, amirite? Join now for some twisted fun and see if you can survive the chaos!

KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

collusion, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, Edition, election interference, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, News, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	109
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Towns Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

GingerCraft: FDN Treats IBD!

anti inflammatory, colons, COMPOUND, digestive system, discovery, FDN, furanodienone, gastrointestinal, Ginger, GingerCraft, gut health, health, IBD, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, medical breakthrough, Mice, natural remedy, oral injections, potential treatment, receptor, research, Treats

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Star Shards Collected:	218
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

haha u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a secret ginger compound dat can cure ur inflammatory bowel disease! yea u heard right, just take some oral injections of dis FDN stuff and ur colon will be as good as new! we even tested it on mice and it worked like a charm. so come join us and let’s cure some bowels together, minecraft style! 🤣🎮🐭 #GingerPower #CureThoseColons

The Eternal Region

apply today, chat games, Community, Cosmetics, Custom Features, Custom Ranks, ETERNAL, events Command, expanding world border, hats, Mature, Pet Ownership Transfers, playtime Command, quality-of-life tweaks, Region, Server, smp, Survival, survival island spawn, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Whitelist

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

The Eternal Region Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Whitelist Only	No random griefers, just a friendly and dedicated community!
Expanding World Border	The world border started at 1,000 blocks and expands 250 blocks daily in real-time.
Survival Island Spawn	Build, trade, and thrive together on a survival island spawn.
Quality of Life Tweaks	Anti-enderman griefing, double shulker shells, no phantoms from insomnia, and more enhancements.
Voting Rewards	Vote for the server and earn Eterna Shards to unlock fun perks.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist through our Discord server. You can find the invite link here.

What age group is the server intended for?

The server is intended for mature players aged 16 and above.

What rewards can I unlock by voting for the server?

By voting for the server, you can earn Eterna Shards which can be used to unlock custom ranks, hats & cosmetics, coloured chat messages, and more.

Are there any special features for pets on the server?

Yes, there is a feature that allows you to transfer pet ownership to other players, especially useful for pet shop owners.

How can I track my playtime on the server?

You can use the /playtime command to track how long you’ve played on the server and also spy on your friends’ playtimes.

The Toxic Tavern 1.21.2

1.21.2, Choices, choose your poison, Choosing, Deciding, decision, decision fatigue, Decision making, decision paralysis, Dilemma, making a choice, making a decision, making choices, Options, Pick your poison, Poison, Preference, Selecting, selection, selection process., TAVERN, TOXIC, weighing options

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9408	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on Xanax? Well, have I got the server for you!

This place is like a virtual circus on steroids, with more crazy mini-games than a clown car on crack.

You want to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Done.

You want to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? You got it.

You want to build a house out of rainbow-colored sheep? Why the heck not!

Join us on this wild ride and pick your poison, because on this server, the only limit is your own twisted imagination. Let’s get weird, baby!

DivorceCraft – No Hugs for Bros

Boundaries, bros, brotherly love, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, divorce aftermath, DivorceCraft, Emotional healing, facing consequences, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, forgiveness, holding grudges, hugs, learning from mistakes, moving forward, personal growth, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, sibling relationships, supporting loved ones, toxic relationships

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	43

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than a redstone contraption.

Imagine a world where your brother goes LC (Low Contact) with the entire family just because he married a woman who is louder than a creeper explosion and ruder than a zombie pigman. Witness the epic showdown between family members as they try to navigate through the chaos of unsolicited advice, boundary issues, and constant complaining.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the heart-pounding moment when your brother finally realizes he made a huge mistake and reaches out to apologize. Will forgiveness be granted, or will the drama continue to unfold like a never-ending soap opera?

Join our server now and witness the ultimate showdown between family members, love, forgiveness, and the craziest Minecraft drama you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you!

LyricMaster Minecraft SMP

$5M, achievement, aspiration, challenge, chance, Competition, Contest, dream, LyricMaster, Lyrics, Minecraft, MONEY, Music, opportunity, Performance, Prize, singing, smp, song, success, talent, vocal, WIN

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Spears Created:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1625
Potions Brewed:	29	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that’s worth $5M! All you have to do is sing a song perfectly without messing up and you could be the lucky winner! Imagine all the diamonds and emeralds you could buy with that kind of money, it’s like winning the lottery but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a legendary boss mob that drops insane loot if you can defeat it. Rumor has it that it’s a giant chicken with laser eyes and a jetpack, so you better bring your A-game if you want to take it down.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground base filled with rare ores and ancient artifacts waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have down there, maybe you’ll even find a portal to another dimension or something.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious journey of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

DisgustCraft

aversion, BDSM, DisgustCraft, Disgusting, fetish, fetishism, fetishistic behavior, fetishistic practice, kink, personal preference, Repulsive, revolting, role-play, sexual desire, sexual preference, taboo, turn off, turn on, Unconventional, unconventional sexual behavior, UNUSUAL

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you’re into some truly wild and wacky kinks that will make your grandma blush.

Imagine a world where creepers wear leather harnesses and skeletons have a foot fetish. Our server is a place where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a group of zombies having a BDSM dungeon party or witness a pack of wolves engaging in some questionable role-playing.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but in a good way?).

Players:	101/400	Votes:	1388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3