CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	7245	Potions Brewed:	164
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2502	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1769	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	250

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rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	608	Players Killed by Monsters:	7082
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9074
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	20

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Animals Bred:	165
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3253
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	397
Alien Abductions:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1162	Animals Bred:	51
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PhoneFreeFam Minecraft Server

Attention, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disconnect, distraction, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, family outing, Marriage, mindfulness, Minecraft, parenting, phone addiction, PhoneFreeFam, PRESENCE, public behavior, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, social media, technology use

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Emeralds Found:	9397
New Chunks Explored:	91364	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1514	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! We promise that no one will be on their phones posting on Reddit while playing – unless they’re sharing epic Minecraft memes, of course. Our server is a place where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Forget about embarrassing public displays of phone addiction, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by players who are fully present and ready to explore, build, and conquer together. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own stories in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So join us today and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be repeating is “I’m mining diamonds, I’m mining diamonds!”

CraftyCubicleWars

ACCUSATION, acknowledgement, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyCubicleWars, decision, Development, Drama, escalation, friendship, Jealousy, Manager, Meeting, priority, professional integrity, project idea, Proposal, Report, Reprimand, stealing, workplace initiative

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with workplace drama and backstabbing friends like Alex? Then join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when a creeper blows up your house!

On our server, we value professional integrity over fake friendships. No one will steal your ideas and pass them off as their own here (unless you count stealing diamonds in-game, but that’s just part of the fun).

So come join us and escape the toxic workplace environment for a world where the only drama is deciding which block to build your next masterpiece with. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Alex and their shady antics.

ExperiMinecraft SMP: Unexplainable!

compassion, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Experience, ExperiMinecraft, growth, Insight, introspection, learning, life challenges, life experiences, life lessons, personal growth, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, transformation, Understanding, Unexplainable, wisdom

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, you won’t even know what hit you until you join this server and experience it for yourself.

First of all, the admins on this server are like magical unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle pixie dust everywhere. They’re always there to help you out and make sure you’re having the time of your life.

And the players on this server? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of crazy monkeys on a sugar high. You never know what they’re gonna do next, but you can bet it’s gonna be hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! The world on this server is like a giant playground filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons. You’ll never get bored exploring every nook and cranny, I promise you that.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Fentycraft: The Blocky Epidemic

addiction, AMERICANS, blocky, drug abuse prevention, drug addiction treatment, drug awareness, drug crisis awareness, drug education, drug overdose deaths, drug policy, drug trafficking, Drugs, Epidemic, fentanyl crisis, Fentycraft, Healthcare, law enforcement, opioid epidemic, overdose, public health, reddit, substance abuse, U.S

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Farms Harvested:	621	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with the fentanyl crisis in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is building epic structures and exploring endless worlds. Say goodbye to real-world problems and hello to a virtual paradise where the only danger is creepers blowing up your hard work. So come join us and escape the fentanyl crisis by mining, crafting, and laughing your way to victory!