CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crops Grown:	1997
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Emeralds Found:	1885	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Animals Bred:	182	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	116
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mines Excavated:	2623	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	999583	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Votes:	8452
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

========================== IP: rolium.net ===========================

> Join Discord Server Now!

https://discord.gg/roliumgen

rolium.net

Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	193

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crops Grown:	1654	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Enchantments Applied:	82
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Villages Defended:	14
Mines Excavated:	4613	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3150
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6477	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Alien Abductions:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

trickytrails.net

Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Potions Brewed:	77
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.