CraftyComrades | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Forget about making friends in real life, join our Minecraft server and make friends with pixelated cows, chickens, and creepers instead! Who needs human interaction when you can have a virtual pet zombie pigman as your bestie?

”’What’s the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever worn?”’

Oh honey, you haven’t truly experienced embarrassment until you’ve shown up to a Minecraft fashion show wearing nothing but a diamond helmet and a pair of leather pants. Join our server and show off your questionable fashion choices to the entire blocky world!

”’What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten?”’

Forget about weird foods, on our Minecraft server you can feast on a buffet of virtual cake, enchanted golden apples, and suspicious stews made from mysterious ingredients. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in the pixelated world? Join now and satisfy your hunger in the most bizarre ways possible!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	23	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8593	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	8641
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8315	Void Gems Collected:	18

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mines Excavated:	3602	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4237
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	193	Astral Projections Made:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dimension Hops:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4149
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	252
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Farms Harvested:	271	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Alien Abductions:	1

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	84	Ores Mined:	9077
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	172
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Animals Bred:	30	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

play.enderblade.com

SentrySMP

AFK Zone, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, building, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Kits, multiplayer, player-driven market, Professions, Rewards, Sandbox, Survival, TRADES, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Crops Grown:	8587	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mines Excavated:	4383

Welcome to SentrySMP

SentrySMP is a survival multiplayer server with an economy and crossplay support. Whether you enjoy building, exploring, or competing, there is something for everyone.

Survival with Economy: Earn and spend money through jobs, trades, and auctions Crossplay Support: Play seamlessly on both Java and Bedrock editions Jobs and Skills: Choose professions, level up, and unlock rewards Kits and Crates: Access starter kits and free-to-play crates with amazing rewards Auction House: Buy, sell, and bid on rare items in a player-driven market AFK Zone: Stay active and earn rewards while taking a break Bounties: Set or claim bounties for extra challenges and competition Join SentrySMP today and create your story in a growing and competitive community.

sentrysmp.mc.vagonbrei.eu:25045

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.