so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Void Armor Forged: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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