so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Rainbows Spotted: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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