so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and stuff. and, like, the other day, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. it was, like, totally epic, dude.

also, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s, like, guarded by a dragon and a bunch of ninja pandas. so, like, if you wanna be a part of the coolest server ever, you gotta join us. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have a totally rad time together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Zombie Dances: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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