CraftyCarCaper

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my friend stealing my car while I was high on edibles? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure that will leave you questioning reality. We promise not to steal your virtual car, but we can’t guarantee that your friends won’t try to grief your build while you’re not looking. With insane stories like this happening in real life, just imagine the chaos that awaits you in our virtual world. So come join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Emeralds Found:	8390	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Dimension Hops:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	New Chunks Explored:	957935
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AnnoyingAF

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Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

UkrainianArsenal Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is lit af, like russia declaring emergency lit. ukraine be like “boom boom” and russia be like “oh no, emergency time!” come join our server for explosive fun and crazy shenanigans. maybe you’ll hit a weapons arsenal too and start a local emergency, who knows? join now for a blast!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9025

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCovidCraze

Communication, confirmation, confirms, Covid test machines, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, denial, Denies, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, phone calls, Politics, putin, russia, trump, united states, world leaders

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got a server for you! This server is so lit, even the Kremlin is talking about it! Rumor has it that Trump sent Putin some Covid test machines just so he could join this server and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! Putin hasn’t been taking any phone calls since he left office because he’s been too busy building epic structures and slaying mobs on this server. Join now and you could be rubbing elbows with world leaders while you build your own Minecraft empire.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Brain Boosting Workout

#workout, BOOSTING, Brain, brain changes, brain development, brain health, brain plasticity, cognitive function, daily routines, exercise benefits., health consequences, lasting changes, lifestyle habits, long-lasting effects, long-term effects, memory consolidation, Mental Wellbeing, Neurological Impact, past actions, physical activity, restless night, sleep quality

join our minecraft server and watch as your brain transforms based on what you did two weeks ago. did you mine a ton of diamonds? congrats, now you’re a genius! did you fall off a cliff and lose all your stuff? sorry, now you’re a complete idiot. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

come for the crazy brain transformations, stay for the epic battles with giant mutant chickens and killer rabbits. trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Buyer, cryptocurrency, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Enchanting totems, Events, Master keys, Minecraft, private blocks, server description, unique mechanics, Unique TNT, Version 1.16.5, WIPE TODAY

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Disgraceful smp, where chaos is only slightly encouraged!

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Details	Information
Java Or Bedrock	Java 1.21
Realm/Server/World	Server
Number of players	Server didn’t start yet
Length of Play Session	Infinite, server starts tomorrow
Gametype	Semi-anarchy
Language	English

FAQs

Can I join the server if I’m not using Java Edition?

No, this server is specifically for Java Edition players.
When will the server start?

The server will start tomorrow.
How many players are allowed on the server?

The number of players is not limited, but the server hasn’t started yet.
What does “semi-anarchy” mean in terms of gameplay?

Semi-anarchy means there are some rules, but players have a certain level of freedom in their actions.
Why is Netherite banned for the first week?

Netherite is banned to allow for a more balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Farms Harvested:	911	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Cuck Thread Minecraft Server

BELIEVABLE, Character development, collaborative storytelling, Crafty, creative writing, cuck, Cuck Thread, fantasies, fantasy world, Good Quality, humor, Imaginative, immersive experiences, larps, memes, Minecraft, Original Characters, Post OC, Roleplay Adventures, Roleplay Community, Roleplaying, Server, Stories, storytelling, Thread, Worldbuilding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious memes, and unforgettable moments.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a pumpkin on your head? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday. Our community is filled with talented builders, skilled PvPers, and some seriously wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Will you be brave enough to venture into its depths and claim the loot for yourself? Or will you end up as just another victim of the dreaded Creeper King?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Stop Woke Minecraft SMP Homosexual Mind Virus

acceptance, advocacy, Awareness, Community, discrimination, education, homosexual, intervention, LGBTQ, mental health, Mind, mind virus, Minecraft, Prevention, prevention strategies, smp, social change, stigma, STOP, Support, Therapy, Treatment, Virus, Woke

Are you tired of being infected by the woke homosexual mind virus in your everyday life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the ultimate solution! By joining our server, you will be transported to a magical land where the only virus you have to worry about is the Creeper virus (watch out for those explosive hugs)!

Our server is protected by a team of elite meme lords who have dedicated their lives to stopping the spread of the woke homosexual mind virus. They use their powers of trolling and dank memes to keep the virus at bay and ensure that everyone can enjoy a fun and safe gaming experience.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant rainbow-colored zombies, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of truth, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the woke homosexual mind virus once and for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SportyCraft: WifeWars Edition

AP classes, body hurts, Commitment, Competition, Conflict, DAUGHTER, decision, DRIVE, Edition, family, Gymnastics, high school, honor roll, middle ground, Passion, sore, sports, SportyCraft, STUDIES, TEAM, travel, weightlifting, WifeWars, Withdrawal

Are you tired of being stuck between a rock and a hard place like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from real-life dilemmas!

Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!

Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!

And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8439	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AttractiveAF in Minecraft SMP

Appearance, attractive, AttractiveAF, beauty, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, physical attractiveness, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-assurance, self-assuredness, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-perception, self-recognition, smp, validation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a blocky potato? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be the hottest thing since lava! We have a team of professional Minecraft stylists who will make sure your pixelated avatar is always looking on point. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself has a crush on you. Join now and show off your blocky beauty to the world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, biggest regret, finding peace, forgiveness, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that was so epic, it made you question all your life choices? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make sure you never have to live with that regret again!

Join us for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against evil mobs to building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this explosive specter? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to regret forever!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Star Shards Collected:	177
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	99
Dimension Hops:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PurrisonCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, animal welfare, controversial case, court ruling, criminal charges, cultural norms, feline companion, Imprisonment, iran, Iranian couple, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, pet cat, pet ownership, Prison, punishment, PurrisonCraft, sentencing, Server, societal expectations, strict laws

So like, imagine a world where keeping a pet cat gets you thrown in jail! Haha, that’s not the case on our Minecraft server, where you can have ALL the pet cats you want! No judgment here, just fluffy feline fun!

Join our server and escape the crazy laws of the real world. Build a cat kingdom, rule over your furry subjects, and never worry about getting arrested for being a crazy cat person again!

Plus, we have a secret underground catnip farm that only the most dedicated players can find. Trust us, it’s a purr-fectly good time! So come on, join us and let’s meow our way to victory together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

OrbánCraft: Putin’s Bane – EU Edition

Attack, BANE, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, european parliament, european union, fiery, international relations, opposition, Orbán, OrbánCraft, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Speech, Support, von der Leyen, world affairs

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got pigs flyin’ around shootin’ lasers outta their eyes, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest diamonds and emeralds, like straight up Indiana Jones style, yo. And don’t even get me started on da epic battles we have with giant mutant creepers, it’s like Godzilla vs King Kong up in here! So come join us, cuz it’s gonna be lit AF, fam!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Animals Bred:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.