CraftyCanuckKremlinNet | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2391	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7651
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Farms Harvested:	302
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

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come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Towns Built:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	279
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2231

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	1558
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Potions Brewed:	127
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Mines Excavated:	1822
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4