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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5253 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Mines Excavated: | 1391 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
if you’re tired of boring old servers where you just mine and craft all day, come to our server where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for no reason at all, except to confuse your friends.
join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high?