CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Zombie Dances:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

acceptance, bald, Breakup, Buddhism, Clarity, crow, Depressed, dream, Emotional healing, Enlightened, enlightenment, ex girlfriend, insomnia, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, self-care, Server, sunset, Theme Park, Therapy

Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

animated women, Anime, anime characters, anime heroines, Anime Series, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female fighters, female leads, female powerhouses, Female Protagonists, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, fictional characters, fictional women, Minecraft, powerful women, Queen, smp, strong females, strongest female

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Zombie Dances:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1673
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1475	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7243	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Magic Items Found:	4102	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
New Chunks Explored:	397599	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	162
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2600	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3