CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5076	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9685

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	2625	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

childcare, communication problems, division of labor, emotional labor, family dynamics, Gender Roles, hard chores, household responsibilities, marriage issues, parenting challenges, prioritizing tasks, relationship conflicts, Resentment, self-care, sharing responsibilities, Time management, weekend chores, WifeAFKNoHardWork, work-life balance, working parents, Yardwork

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	757
Divine Spears Created:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyFamilyFun

anger management, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyFamilyFun, Cultural differences, emotional baggage, Empathy, family conflict, financial issues, generational differences, healthy relationships, lack of boundaries, Parenting styles, Respect, sibling rivalry, stress, Therapy, Trust, Understanding, unresolved issues

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	69	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

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OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Creeper’s Snack Shack

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Enchantments Applied:	69	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	3198	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Love Letters Sent:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crops Grown:	2112	New Chunks Explored:	811124
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!