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TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Star Shards Collected:	108
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	184
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CheeseburgerCraft

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EmoCraft: No Care Taking

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so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Latina Queen Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	7444	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

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Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Enchantments Applied:	64	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Animals Bred:	54	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MinecraftAfterDark

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Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

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so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blue Sky

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Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ElysianCraft

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ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

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Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Emeralds Found:	5027
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	239	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Fantastic News Minecraft SMP

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Guess what? Rhea Ripley just joined our Minecraft SMP and she absolutely loved that new horror movie! If you want to join a server where you can mine diamonds while discussing the latest scary flicks with a WWE superstar, then this is the place for you! Plus, rumor has it that Rhea once built a haunted house in Minecraft that was so spooky, even Herobrine got scared! So come join us for some creeper-filled fun and maybe even catch a glimpse of Rhea Ripley herself roaming the virtual lands!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BusyBeeDay Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living a boring life of monotony and routine? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and chaos? Then look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where every day is the busiest day of your life! From dodging creepers and zombies to navigating treacherous lava pits, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies. Join forces with them to conquer the land and rule the server with an iron fist (or feathered wing)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, busiest day of your life! Who needs real life when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want in a virtual world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NoobMaster69Craft

Are you tired of being a total noob at PvP in Minecraft? Do you constantly get wrecked by 12-year-olds who have never seen the light of day outside of their computer screens? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most potato-like players can become PvP gods!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking down seasoned veterans with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Our server is like the Hunger Games on steroids, with crazy power-ups and weapons that will have you laughing maniacally as you obliterate your enemies.

So if you’re tired of being the laughing stock of your Minecraft friends, come join us and show them who’s boss. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend, known far and wide for your epic PvP skills. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even for the most hopelessly uncoordinated players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	3214
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3