Crafty Uber Blocks – Where driving meets building in the most hilarious way possible!

blocks, Boring, building, career, comfortable, Crafty, Crypto, Driving, Engineering, Financial goals, hilarious, income, INTERESTING, Investment, Job, long hours, meets, opportunity, salary, savings, side hustle, stress free, Uber, uber driver, uberwagie, work-life balance, zero stress

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where you can be an uber driver by day, stacking up those sweet crypto coins, and an engineering genius by night, all while avoiding the dreaded “long hours” listed in the job description. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and none of the stress in our virtual world? Join us now and start living the dream!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mines Excavated:	2355
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	82493
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7786	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8427
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magic Items Found:	1900	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Votes:	6566	Dragon Eggs Found:	7365
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchantments Applied:	235	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Alien Abductions:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	152
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Animals Bred:	80	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	3479
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchantments Applied:	146

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	101
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	333	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	8652	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1591	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.