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Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Ores Mined: 9692 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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