Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
Dragon Eggs Found: 4081 New Chunks Explored: 673064

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    “Moai Meets Minecraft: No Flavors Added” – Moyai SMP (vanilla)

    MoyaiSMP Server Overview

    Server Type Java Minecraft Server
    Features
    • No resets with soft border
    • Mini blocks
    • Global villager curing
    • More mob heads
    • Armor statues
    • Friendly staff/community
    • Shopping district
    Gameplay All survival, no teleports
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    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I join if I am under 16 years old?

    Unfortunately, MoyaiSMP is a 16+ server and we ask all players to respect this age requirement.

    2. Are there any PvP activities on the server?

    No, MoyaiSMP is a server focused on builders and a chill atmosphere, so there are no PvP activities.

    3. How often is the soft border updated?

    The soft border is updated whenever a new Minecraft update drops to keep the server fresh.

    4. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed on MoyaiSMP. We have a friendly community and strive to maintain a drama-free environment.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 19 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Ink City Minecraft Server

    Ink City Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, tattoos are as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us and show off your inked-up avatar as you battle it out with other players in epic tattoo showdowns. From tribal designs to full-on sleeves, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why settle for plain old Steve or Alex when you can be a badass tattooed warrior in the world of blocks and pixels? Join now and let your inked imagination run wild!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP

    Homies Kiss Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict rule that you must kiss your homies before logging off! That’s right, show your love for your fellow players in the most hilarious way possible.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will stop at nothing to protect their ruler. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks lighting up the dance floor. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky?

    So come join us on our wild and wacky server where anything is possible, from kissing your homies to battling chickens and boogieing down in the underground disco. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server

    PrivilegedCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up…probably.

    3. We have a mini-game where you have to navigate through a maze of memes and puns to reach the ultimate treasure: a diamond-encrusted potato!

    4. Our community is filled with players who have the most ridiculous stories to tell. Like the time someone built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched players into the stratosphere. Good times.

    5. And finally, if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CalorieCraft: GF Edition

    CalorieCraft: GF Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you lose weight? Look no further! Join our server and we guarantee you’ll shed those pounds in no time! Our virtual world is filled with healthy food options like avocado toast and salads from Chick-fil-A. But be careful, one wrong move and you might end up gaining a few extra virtual pounds!

    We even have a special feature where your in-game character will gain weight if you eat too much virtual food. It’s like a weight loss challenge, but in Minecraft!

    So come join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to stay fit in our pixelated paradise. Just remember, no fry rewards for salads allowed!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?

    InvisiCraft: What’d You Do?
    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be invisible for a day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience just that! Join us and become a master of stealth and mischief as you sneak up on your friends and pull hilarious pranks without them ever knowing it was you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking animals who hold epic dance parties every night. Imagine grooving to the beat with a group of party-loving pigs and funky chickens – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft land?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • CretanCraft Minecraft Server

    CretanCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, picture this: a minecraft server where you can be a migrant from North Africa trying to reach the Greek island of Crete! like, you gotta build a boat and navigate through crazy storms and sea monsters to make it to safety! but watch out for the evil mermaids trying to lure you underwater!

    once you reach Crete, you can join a faction and fight for control of the island! build epic castles and defend them from rival factions with crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers!

    but that’s not all, there’s also a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps! can you navigate through the maze and claim the ultimate prize?

    join our server now for the most insane and hilarious minecraft experience ever! come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN

    VillaPutinGoneUkrainFUN
    come join our minecraft server where we demolish villas like putin’s for fun because we’re scared of ukrainian attacks! we have crazy pvp battles and build battles where the winner gets to launch a missile at their opponent’s base! join now for the chance to ride a flying pig into battle and unleash chaos on the server! who needs putin’s villa when you can have a minecraft kingdom of your own?!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyLife Rises Slowly

    BlockyLife Rises Slowly
    Lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    we got potions that make u invincible and u can fly like a majestic unicorn across the skies

    we got secret dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants

    u can build ur own castle and rule over ur kingdom like a boss

    join now before ur life expectancy falls like a clumsy noob in lava, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    OnlyYou server SURVIVAL AT MAXIMUM SPEED Minecraft server

    Survival at maximum speed without private, without donation, only the strongest win, does the server have everything for a comfortable game?

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Trust Me, You’ll Have a Semi-Vanilla Blast on Enival Java Community Server

    Enival Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Proximity chat A voice chat mod to have more fun.
    Nice community A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
    Votes and suggestions Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    Whitelist A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
    Smooth gameplay A few QoL mods for a better experience.
    No TP No teleportation mods to keep the server vanilla.

    If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join Enival? To join Enival, you need to apply in Discord. Visit the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.
    Is Enival a vanilla server? Enival is a semi-vanilla server with some quality of life mods for a better gameplay experience.
    Can I use teleportation commands? No, Enival does not allow teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.
    How can I communicate with other players? Enival has proximity chat enabled, which allows players to communicate through voice chat.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2269

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banned Images Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Join our server and live life on the edge! We’ve got pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground dance party with the Ender Dragon! Plus, we’ve got a mystery image that’s so scandalous, it’s breaking Twitch’s TOS! Can you guess which one it is? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP

    Vent – Down Bad Edition Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to let loose and have a blast!

    Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good laugh. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about a spontaneous llama race or a skydiving competition off the tallest tower in the server?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty french fry).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38 Mythical Swords Crafted: 68
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears

    CryCraft: AITA Coworker Tears
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where the employees are like characters straight out of a reality TV show!

    Join us and witness the epic saga of a single mom with young kids who has to navigate through the treacherous waters of coworker complaints about her schedule. Will she have to give up her Fridays and disrupt her entire life just to please one crybaby coworker? Find out on our server!

    Experience the thrill of workplace confrontations that end in tears, as coworkers battle it out over who gets to have Fridays off. It’s like a game of survival of the fittest, but with more office drama and less actual survival.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a daytime soap opera, join us now! Just remember, in this world, fairness is just a myth and tears are the currency of drama.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP

    RegrettableSteve – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fret no more, because this server is here to cure all your woes!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected friendships. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. Can you out-dab the infamous ghostly figure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter and chaos ensue! Your deepest regret will be missing out on all the fun this server has to offer.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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