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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 87
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
Runes Activated: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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