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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 230 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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