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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
Potions Brewed: 154 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 New Chunks Explored: 628744
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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