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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Epic Quests Completed: 19 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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