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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Gods Slained: 2
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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