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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Gods Slained: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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