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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 2378 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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