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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Alien Abductions: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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