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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 12 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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