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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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