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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 11
Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Astral Projections Made: 0
Star Shards Collected: 210 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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