Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!

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Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.

But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5285
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NoH8 Racism-Free Zone

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where we build and mine and stuff! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a chicken nugget. True story bro! And if you join, maybe you’ll find a diamond the size of a TACO! Plus, on our server, we don’t just build houses, we build CASTLES made out of JELLO! And if you don’t join, you might miss out on the chance to ride a unicorn made out of rainbows and marshmallows. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone is happy and no one has to worry about systemic racism because we’re all too busy building giant statues of potatoes! Let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Elak’s Vanilla Economy: Tribes, Dynmap, and Wacky Weapons Galore!

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World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wines and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/Server info provided in our Discord.
Are there any rules in the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must adhere to in order to maintain a safe and enjoyable gaming environment. These rules are listed in our Discord.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends or join an existing one to become part of a tribe.
Are custom weapons available in the server?	Yes, you can equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers, and more!
Is there a market system for trading?	Yes, there is a detailed market system where you can trade, earn, and spend to make every decision count.
Can I brew custom drinks?	Yes, you can brew ales, wines, and more with custom recipes available in the server.
How can I form or join a tribe?	You can form or join tribes with at least 2 players to dominate the map and build your legacy.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Star Shards Collected:	221	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Trolled in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BabyBILGamer420

BabyBILGamer420, birthday celebration, blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Competition, Confrontation, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, husband, in-laws, Jealousy, love, man baby, parenting, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepdad

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, CraftyCrisis, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, resilience, self compassion, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Therapy

Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	9450
Animals Bred:	106	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

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come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

Active Economy, Auctions, Average, Block logging, CREEPERS, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Faster, Griefing, handle, HeartCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, sneak, Virginia, zero tolerance

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Launch Date	October 2018
Pay-to-Win Store	0% pay-to-win store
Special Features	Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
Technical Specs	Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
World Size	Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players?

No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

2. Are there paid perks in the server?

No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

3. How can I claim land?

Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

4. What is the server difficulty level?

The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

5. How can I access the live map?

Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Players Killed by Monsters:	1139	Ores Mined:	4313
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

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Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BrasilBrosAdventure

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ores Mined:	3363	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

Adulthood, adulthood struggles, adulting, Adulting challenges, adulting truths, adulting woes, awakening, Coming of Age, Disappointment, disillusionment, facing facts, facing the truth, growing pains, growing up, harsh realities, life lessons, life revelations, Maturity, reality check, SantaGoneMinecraftSMP, truth hurts

Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	447186	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyParentRegrets

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Towns Built:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!