Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where No. 14725667 by Anonymous Happens

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a pig with a saddle while battling evil zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves to dubstep music. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might end up with a pet exploding cow).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where you can build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks while riding a unicorn through the clouds? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	8684
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Banter

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBooty

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ores Mined:	8561
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

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Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	630	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

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Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	280952
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crops Grown:	9562	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3870	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Potions Brewed:	75
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ores Mined:	1891
Epic Quests Completed:	25	New Chunks Explored:	745263

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!