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NoFOMO Minecraft SMP

10. Nonconformity, 11. Alternative lifestyle, 12. Lack of consumerism, 13. Unmaterialistic values, 14. Unusual possessions, 15. Scarcity of belongings, 16. Lack of mainstream items, 17. Different possessions, 18. Minimalistic approach, 19. Absence of common items, 2. Unique circumstances, 20. Unconventional possessions., 3. Different priorities, 4. Minimalist lifestyle, 5. Unconventional choices, 6. Uncommon possessions, 7. Lack of societal norms, 8. Personal preferences, 9. Individualistic mindset, Lack of material possessions, Minecraft, NoFOMO, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	5015	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Bruh, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on all the epicness! Like, we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, bro. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a literal unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. UNICORN. Plus, our community is like a bunch of crazy llamas on a rollercoaster – always up to some shenanigans and never a dull moment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started, fam!

CraftyLifeUpgrade

balance, CraftyLifeUpgrade, efficiency, everyday life, fulfillment, Gratitude, habits, Happiness, Improvement, mental health, mindfulness, positivity, productivity, quality of life, Routines, self-care, Simplicity, small change, stress reduction, well-being

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding pigs dressed in tutus while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Want to improve your everyday life? How about a small change like being able to turn your enemies into giant walking tacos with just a flick of your wand?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the dancing creeper who can teach you the art of breakdancing while exploding in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the latest hits.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will significantly improve the quality of your Minecraft life!

Endo Alertness Ultra

alertness, athletic performance, brain function, cannabinoids, cognitive function, endo, Endocannabinoids, endurance sports, endurance training, exercise science, FITNESS, health, mental alertness, neurotransmitters, Performance, physical activity, physiology, research, sports science, study, ULTRA, ultra-endurance exercise

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Items Found:	2591	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Yo, ever wanted to flex your mental alertness while running a marathon in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Our endocannabinoid-infused world will have you running for days without getting tired, all while keeping your brain sharp as a diamond sword. Join now for the ultimate ultra-endurance experience and see if you can outlast the competition. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be a little too alert for comfort!

Ironclad Factions

battle strategy, Community Events, competitive gameplay, Customization, Economy, Enchantments, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitch-free, Helpful Staff, Ironclad, Item duplication, LifeSteal, Loyal Community, MCMMO, PvP, PvP skills, respectful environment, Skill Progression, tactical combat, Trading

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	258
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Enchantments Applied:	184	Villages Defended:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Minecraft Server: Ironclad Factions Lifesteal

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks or Xray on the server?	No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated.
Is item duplication allowed?	No, duplication of items is against the rules.
What happens if I use discriminatory language?	Any form of homophobic/racist language will result in swift action.
Are glitches or exploits allowed?	No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is strictly prohibited.
How should I interact with the staff?	Respect the staff, follow their guidance, and keep the community positive.

The Final Frontier 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, bad last arc, Character development, commonly held beliefs, community beliefs, critical reception, fan reactions, fan theories, Fandom, FINAL, Frontier, Manga, media analysis, misconceptions, Narrative structure, objectivity, plot twists, popular opinions, series, story-arcs, viewer perception, wrong opinions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the last arc of your favorite show – everyone says it’s bad, but when you finally join, it’s based AF!

Join this server because it will make you question reality more than that time you tried to eat a whole watermelon in one sitting.

The community here is like a bunch of crazy 4chan anons on a sugar rush – you never know what they’re gonna come up with next!

So, if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, shizo-crazy Minecraft server, then join us now! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

NailBiters Minecraft Server

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, break up, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, inconsiderate behavior, living with a partner, Minecraft, nail clippings, nail-biting, NailBiters, personal hygiene, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	New Chunks Explored:	692084
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of cleaning up after your significant other’s gross habits? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! On our server, you won’t find any nail-biting boyfriends leaving their nails everywhere. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who know how to clean up after themselves (or at least their virtual blocks). Plus, our server is so addicting, you’ll forget all about your real-life relationship woes. So say goodbye to nail clippings on the living room table and hello to endless hours of fun on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with your boyfriend’s gross habits.

LineCutLlamaLOL

aita, asian, calling out, Canada, Confrontation, Costco, Costco card, covid shot, cutting a line, documentation, elderly couple, history info, line, LineCutLlamaLOL, man, pharmacist, pharmacy, Public, Rude, Tall, wait time, WOMAN

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

Crafty30Skills

Adaptability, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, Crafty30Skills, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, goal-setting, leadership skills, lifelong learning, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self-care, self-discipline, skill development, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8030	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Void Gems Collected:	40

What’s a skill everyone should learn by 30? Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important skill you’ll learn is how to tame a wild chicken and ride it into battle against an army of evil creepers! Trust us, you’ll never look at poultry the same way again. Plus, we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can test your parkour skills and dodge deadly traps. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game while having a clucking good time!

MexiCraft: Trump’s Nightmare

América Mexicana, border, controversy, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Government, immigration, international relations, leadership, mexico, MexiCraft, name change, nationalism, Nightmare, North America, Politics, president, response, suggestion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163

so, like, u ever wanted to live in a world where mexico and america are like BFFs? well, now u can on this epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the ultimate crossover event where mexico’s president is like “nah bro, let’s call it America Mexicana” and everyone is just like YAAAS QUEEN.

build your own taco stand, ride donkeys through the desert, and battle it out with cactus monsters. we got sombreros for days and piñatas filled with diamonds.

come join us on this wild ride and let’s make america mexicana the best place to mine and craft! VIVA LA MEXICO! 🌵🌮💎

Pixel Pals: Mental Health Quest

Alternative solution, Australia, Australia’s youth, Banning social media, Benefits, Crisis, framework, harms, health, Mental, mental health, mental health crisis, opinion, Overlooked solution, PALS, PIXEL, Preventing harms, Preventing harms of social media., Promoting benefits, public health, Public health approach, Quest, social media, social media use, Youth mental health crisis

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	10

so, like, u know how some peeps think banning social media is gonna like, solve all the problems with like, mental health and stuff? well, we got a better idea on our minecraft server! we got this wild public health approach that’s gonna like, prevent all the bad stuff from social media while still letting u enjoy all the good stuff! it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know? come join us and be part of this crazy experiment that’s gonna like, change the world or something! plus, we got like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this epic journey!

Penumbralcraft

advanced tools, atmosphere, base building, Combat, Creative Builds, Dynamic lighting, Eldritch Biomes, Factions, Fortifications, Griefing, immersive design, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Raiding, Soundscapes, stealing, stunning visuals, Survival, territory system, Traps

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server

Server Information
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Modpack: CurseForge
Worldborder: 10k x 10k
TPS: 20

Overview

Step into a world of shadowy landscapes and calculated conflict. Penumbralcraft offers an immersive experience for players who enjoy atmospheric environments and the challenges of survival and PvP.

Explore Eldritch Biomes, engage in strategic PvP, build impenetrable fortresses, and immerse yourself in the ambiance. Unleash your creativity and thrive in this unique Minecraft server.

FAQ

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed. However, combat and stealing are allowed during gameplay.

What is the worldborder size?

The worldborder is set at 10k x 10k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

What modpack does the server use?

The server uses the CurseForge modpack for Minecraft version 1.20.1.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685 or join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hYWYT9hA4w

Mystic Femme Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, Alexis Texas, attractive, beautiful women, BLONDE, Celebrity, Elegant, fashion, femme, Glamorous, Gorgeous, influencer, Isles, Long hair, MODEL, mystic, Popular, posing, seductive, Sitting, social media, social networks, Stunning, women like that

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo, bro, forget about those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women like Alexis Texas! Yeah, you heard me right, we got hot babes playing Minecraft with us, what more could you ask for? Join now and get ready for a wild ride of gaming and eye candy!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, brother, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, consequences, ENTITLEMENT, family, Frustration, Minecraft, overstepping, Permission, possessions, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Understanding, VALUES, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and cars are not borrowed without permission!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous world of Minecraft, where you never know when your brother might steal your virtual car and leave you stranded in the pixelated wilderness.

But fear not, for on our server, you can set your own rules and enforce them with an iron pickaxe if necessary. Build your own virtual empire, protect your belongings, and show your brother who’s boss in the world of blocks and creepers.

So come on down to our server and unleash your fury in a way that won’t get you kicked out of your own house. Let’s mine, craft, and conquer together – just make sure to ask before borrowing someone’s virtual car!

Trash Bashin’ Yard Yanker

animal habitats, Bashin, city ordinances, city services, community responsibility, community standards, couch removal, environmental concerns, neighbor dispute, neighborhood complaints, neighborly etiquette, outdoor furniture, outdoor storage, Pest Control, property maintenance, property rights, public health, sanitation, Trash, trash removal, Waste Disposal, wildlife, Yanker, YARD

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	New Chunks Explored:	231493
Dimension Hops:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4413	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with pesky wildlife making themselves at home in your neighbor’s yard furniture? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about raccoons, cats, stray dogs, or any other critters taking over your virtual space! We promise to keep our virtual couches clean and critter-free, so you can relax and build to your heart’s content without any unwanted guests. Plus, we won’t judge you for taking matters into your own hands and getting rid of that eyesore – in fact, we encourage it! Join us now and say goodbye to moldy couches and hello to a world of endless possibilities!

Blocky Banter

banter, beloved catchphrase, blocky, cherished memory, dedicated followers, deep significance, fan base, Fandom, hidden message, iconic quote, inside joke, insider knowledge, meaningless phrase, niche community, obscure reference, secret code, sentimental saying, shared experience, special connection, special meaning, treasured symbol, unique bond

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate quest for the legendary Golden Potato! Rumor has it, whoever finds this elusive spud will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a flying pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Potato King (or Queen) of our wacky world filled with dancing creepers and talking chickens. Trust us, it’s a-maize-ing!”

Players:	95/400	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	424
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2