Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Battle Standards Raised: 11 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Crops Grown: 2758
    Ores Mined: 1556 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Farms Harvested: 923 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 168 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9433 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Zombie Dances: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

    Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

    If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

    And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

    Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

    WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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