Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Dragon Scales Harvested: 156
Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 88 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 469030 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Emeralds Found: 4940 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7082 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 143

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Crops Grown: 3221 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 88 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Potions Brewed: 197 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Enchantments Applied: 300
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Farms Harvested: 541

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4406
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Animals Bred: 174
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Alien Abductions: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 34 Farms Harvested: 435
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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