Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7780	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Secret Passages Found:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Chaotic Network

Chaotic Network, classic, Community, Economy, Gamemodes, guardrails, Ip:, mc-chaotic.net, minecraft server, modern touch, philosophy, Playstyle, Skyblock

IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

battle barge, Battle Brothers, community update, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, focus entertainment, Galactic, heresy edition, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, matchmaking workaround, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, patch notes, PvP, ROADMAP, Server, space marine 2, steam community, submission information, WARFARE, warhammer 40k, where to get the game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

browsing, Communication, crazy, Digital, discussion, Entertainment, forum, Hifi, Hope, internet, lol, long tail tags, making threads, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, privacy, SECURITY, smp, social media, Technology, WiFi

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ores Mined:	3980

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

airstrike, Assassination, Conflict, defense forces, Gaza strike, Hamas, Hamas Leader, idf, intelligence, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, palestine, SECURITY, Server, Sinwars, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, Yahya Sinwar

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, cannabis oil, cannabis research, cognition, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Dreamland, holistic treatment, insomnia, medical marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, natural remedy, placebo-controlled study, plant-based medicine, Server, sleep aid, sleep deprivation, sleep disorder, sleep disturbances, sleep quality, therapeutic benefits

so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Zombie Dances:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3891	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

delusions, Hallucinations, INSANE, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstood, retarded, schizophrenia, Server, sped, VOICES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	51
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

bad with money, borrowed money, BroBroBucksNoLuck, brother, car repair, emergency, enable, family dynamics, Family Support, financial emergency, gaming console, habits, irresponsible behavior, judgmental, money lending, personal boundaries, protect finances, standing my ground, tough love, tough times

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	931	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Void Armor Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	5055	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.