Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	319	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9599

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	66
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
New Chunks Explored:	919220	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8049	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Animals Bred:	64

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ores Mined:	7206
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Buildings Constructed:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.