Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed: 39 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP

    The Anonymous Creeper in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbows out of their eyes! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule and become the new Chicken Queen?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few exploding cows along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Star Shards Collected: 53
    Mines Excavated: 2721 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8694 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 23 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 266 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Towns Built: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Crops Grown: 8122 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Alien Abductions: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 418 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Dimension Hops: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Holy Grails Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Villages Defended: 12 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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