Crafty Kidman’s Lies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.

our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!

so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	120	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Potions Brewed:	91

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Animals Bred:	190	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2523	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Star Shards Collected:	124	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9667	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ores Mined:	2509
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Love Letters Sent:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3893
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mines Excavated:	3285
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	182167	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.