Crafty Girlfriend SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Love Letters Sent:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	312	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	406
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7736	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Animals Bred:	127
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Alien Abductions:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Potions Brewed:	199	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crops Grown:	5947
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Farms Harvested:	390
Dragons Tamed:	6	Potions Brewed:	135
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!

Players:	108/800	Votes:	2438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1