Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

BestiesOverNite Minecraft Server

Best Friend, BestiesOverNite, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, discomfort, friendship, girl friendships, Insecurities, Intimacy, loyalty, Minecraft, Pansexual, personal space, PLATONIC, relationship, Server, sisterly bond, sleepover, Support, traditional views, Understanding

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sleepovers with your best friend are not only allowed, but encouraged! We understand the importance of platonic friendships and late-night chats with your BFF.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world with your besties by your side. No need to worry about your romantic partner getting jealous, because on our server, friendships come first!

So come on over and experience the joy of building, exploring, and having sleepovers with your besties without any drama. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend to share your virtual pillow fort with!

WalkOfShameCraft

aita, Cooking, Dinner, enjoy cooking, friendship, frozen pizza, Harsh, Hosting, Humiliation, insult, Meal, overreacted, Petty, prepping, Professional Chef, Seasoning, takeout, walk home, WalkOfShameCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Are you tired of hosting dinner parties for ungrateful guests like Mark? Join our Minecraft server where you can kick out anyone who insults your virtual cooking skills! No more frozen pizza comments here, only fun and supportive players who appreciate your in-game culinary creations. Plus, if someone tries to walk home in the game, we’ll teleport them back to you just for laughs. Don’t let the Marks of the world bring you down, come join us for a deliciously good time!

InsecurityCraft SMP

abandonment, biggest insecurity, body image issues, comparison, criticism, fear of failure, fear of rejection, imposter syndrome, inadequacy, InsecurityCraft, intimacy issues, lack of confidence, overthinking, perfectionism, public speaking, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, smp, social anxiety, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Oh my god, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. Like, you gotta join because there’s this secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and build giant statues of llamas. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. I know, right? And the best part is, everyone on the server wears pink tutus on Wednesdays. It’s like a fashion show every week, I swear. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s go on a wild adventure together, dude! #MinecraftSMPGoals #TutuGang #ChickenWishes 🐔💎🦙

MineCraftMarathon

Burnout, career goals, Dedication, exhaustion, FATIGUE, hard work, job commitment, job satisfaction, labor hours, longest shift, MineCraftMarathon, Overtime, perseverance, productivity, time clock, Time management, work ethic, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workaholic

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Emeralds Found:	999
Chimeras Created:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Animals Bred:	110	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8461

Have you ever mined for diamonds for 24 hours straight? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a warm-up! Join us and experience the thrill of working a 72-hour shift in the virtual mines, all while dodging creepers and zombies trying to steal your precious loot. Who needs sleep when you can be the ultimate Minecraft warrior on our server? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the longest shift of your life!

BidenCraft: No Steel for Japan

biden, BidenCraft, business deal, Decision making, Economy, foreign investment, global market, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese buyer, manufacturing sector, national security, Politics, presidential action, protectionism, sale, Steel, steel industry, Trade, U.S. Steel, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Crops Grown:	3069	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

so u know this server is like the biden of minecraft servers, blocking all the haters and keeping it real with U.S. steel. we don’t mess around with those japanese buyers tryna take over our land. come join us and be part of the resistance against foreign invaders! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that sticks together like steel beams. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be part of a server that’s as tough as biden himself? come on, join us and let’s show those japanese buyers who’s boss!

Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	715	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Star Shards Collected:	111	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9711	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Votes:	3366
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Alien Abductions:	1

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Enchantments Applied:	239	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	739	Love Letters Sent:	18

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
New Chunks Explored:	843852	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!