Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

Black, blast, BLOWN, controversial, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, fetishization, Fun, interracial, Islamophobia, Join, Mind, Misogyny, Muslim, prejudice, race relations, sex, sexual exploitation, societal norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, Ugly, white race, Women

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	95	New Chunks Explored:	431926
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	435	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Votes:	7090	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	200	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7071
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Animals Bred:	55
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Gods Slained:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CreeperPhobiaCraft

anxiety, CreeperPhobiaCraft, fear of being alone, fear of clowns, fear of death, fear of failure, fear of germs, FEAR OF HEIGHTS, fear of losing loved ones, Fear of public speaking, fear of rejection, fear of snakes, fear of spiders, fear of the dark, fear of the future, fear of the supernatural, fear of the unknown, irrational fear, Phobia, scary thoughts

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchantments Applied:	74	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crops Grown:	7741

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers have been trained to do the Macarena instead of exploding! Join us for a dance party like no other!

Do you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of getting lost in a dark cave? Don’t worry, our server comes equipped with GPS-enabled pickaxes that will lead you straight back to safety! No more wandering aimlessly in the dark, unless you’re into that sort of thing.

Are you terrified of running out of food while exploring the vast Minecraft world? Fear not, because on our server, all animals drop candy instead of meat! Satisfy your hunger and your sweet tooth at the same time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and screaming in equal measure. Who knew surviving in a blocky world could be so much fun?

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

500m, Biden administration, Conflict Resolution, defense funding, diplomatic relations, final package, financial support, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, government aid, international aid, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, Minecraft, political decision, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of joe biden handing out bags of money to ukraine! we got crazy pvp battles where you can fight for your right to get that sweet $500m military aid package! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find in the game. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make joe biden proud!

KremlinCraft: Trump’s Greenland Quest

Acquisition, Arctic, controversial proposal., denmark, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Greenland, international relations, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Monitoring, Politics, Quest, reaction, russia, Statement, strategic interests, territorial disputes, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, the Russia’s Kremlin is like, totally watching Trump tryna buy Greenland, but like, forget about that drama and come join our server instead!

we got like, crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant potato that shoots lasers or a roller coaster made entirely of cheese.

and get this, our community is like, the coolest bunch of peeps you’ll ever meet. we have parties every night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to disco music.

plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we hide all the rarest items in the game. like, you won’t believe the stuff we have stashed down there.

so, like, forget about politics and come join our server for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

Left in the Dust – Minecraft Server

abandonment, BETRAYAL, betrayal in relationships, dust, emotions, feeling abandoned, feeling betrayed, feeling betrayed by a friend, feeling betrayed by a loved one, feeling betrayed by someone, feeling hurt, feeling hurt by someone, feeling left behind, feeling left out, feeling neglected, friendship, hurt feelings, left, Minecraft, relationships, Server, trust issues, Walking, walking together

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	37	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	105	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

join our epic minecraft server where we run as fast as the flash and never leave anyone behind, unless they’re a noob, then we leave them in the dust like a piece of old cheese. we have epic quests like finding the golden potato of destiny and battling the evil chicken overlords. our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler, so come join us and never feel betrayed again, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then you’re on your own, buddy. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Nano Plastics R Us

Behavior, brain development, brain function, dopamine system, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Mice, microplastics, Nano, Nanoparticle exposure, nanoplastics, nanoplastics effects, neurobehavioral changes, neurodevelopmental disorders, Neurotoxicity, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Plastics, social adaptation, study, toxicology

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u feel like u have brain damage? well, do we have the server for u! come join us where nanoplastics are found to disrupt dopamine system and social adaptation! our tiny plastic particles will make u question reality and your very existence in the Minecraft world.

we have mice conducting studies on how these nanoplastics alter brain development and behavior, so u know it’s gonna be a wild ride! join us for a server experience like no other, where u never know what’s real and what’s just a plastic-induced hallucination. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the nanoplastics take over your Minecraft world!

Virtual Space Odyssey 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, cringe, cringeworthy, digital entertainment, Fans, Gaming, internet culture, internet subculture, Japanese pop culture, niche fandom, Obsession, odyssey, online behavior, Online Community, otaku culture, social awkwardness, social media, Space, virtual, virtual avatars, virtual personalities, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

OMG, like, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like, totally epic and full of vtuber fans! But don’t worry, they’re not cringe here, they’re actually super cool and funny.

Join this server if you want to build a giant statue of your favorite vtuber out of diamonds and obsidian.

Plus, there are special events where you can compete in virtual idol singing competitions with other players. It’s like American Idol, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow you up.

And the best part? You can even design your own vtuber skin and show it off to all your new friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get weird together!

BdayMealMixUp Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, BdayMealMixUp, birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday meal, birthday present, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dinner plans, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, Manipulation, Minecraft, people pleaser, restaurant reservation, Server, ungrateful, Upset, working on birthday

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging exploding creepers and battling giant spiders. But that’s not all – we have a special event where every player gets a pet dragon to ride around the server! Who needs a horse when you can fly on a dragon, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, only the bravest and most skilled players can find it!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement – join us today!

DaddyDaycareCraft

Accountability, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, DaddyDaycareCraft, discipline, exaggeration, family, Frustration, Honesty, lying.., parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, STEPDAUGHTER, Support, Therapy, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of dealing with habitual liars in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no lying stepdaughters causing chaos.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone smearing dish soap all over the bathroom. Explore vast landscapes without the fear of getting lost for 6 hours like searching for a missing stepdaughter.

Join us and leave the real world behind, where appendicitis scares and exaggerated stomach pains are a thing of the past. Let your creativity run wild without the stress of dealing with family drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the madness of everyday life. You deserve a break from the craziness, and we’ve got the perfect virtual escape for you!