Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyEngineer24’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of studying for the same degree over and over again like this poor soul? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of academic doom and join a community of players who have also failed at adulting!

Join us for a chance to build your dream world where you can finally succeed at something, unlike this poor soul who just can’t seem to catch a break in real life. Who needs a degree when you can have a virtual empire in Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fails, and maybe even some success (unlike this poor guy). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one engineering dropout at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AvoidChuubasMC – No Chuubas Allowed!

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about the chuubas on this server. We’ve got one that’s a literal walking disaster zone – every time they try to build a house, it ends up looking like a pile of dirt with a roof made out of chickens. And don’t even get me started on the chuuba who thinks they’re a master redstone engineer but can’t even make a simple door that opens without exploding. Trust me, you’ll want to steer clear of these hot messes if you value your sanity (and your precious diamond pickaxe).

But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and some epic fails, this server is the place to be. Join us for some wild adventures, ridiculous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary chuuba everyone’s talking about – for better or for worse! So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and come join the chaos. Just be sure to watch out for those chuubas… they’re a special breed, that’s for sure.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	57	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bois and Bioware’s Demise: A Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is so bad and woke that it will make Bioware question their existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Who needs boring old quests when you can embark on a quest to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato of destiny? So come on, join us and see just how bad and woke things can get in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Towns Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minecraft Madness: The HapPIGning Server!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting destroyed is your boredom! Join us and unleash your inner kike cuck as you build, mine, and survive in a world where anything is possible.

Forget about Tehran, the real action is happening right here on our server. Don’t just talk on social media, come and act out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, the only thing getting destroyed here is your free time – in the best way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SpergCraft: Where Being a Minecraft Sperg is Actually a Good Thing!

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Are you tired of being a total sperg in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual ladies man! Our pixelated world is filled with endless opportunities to impress the ladies with your building skills and charm.

Forget about awkward conversations and lack of physical contact, on our server, you’ll be the smoothest player around. Plus, who needs real-life social skills when you can just slay dragons and build epic castles in Minecraft?

So come on, leave your real-life awkwardness behind and join our server where you can be the virtual ladies man you’ve always dreamed of being. Who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9054	Void Gems Collected:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Quit Job Craft: Where you can escape reality and mine your way to happiness!

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Are you tired of the daily grind and dealing with xenophobic locals? Well, say goodbye to all that nonsense and join our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can quit your job, leave all your worries behind, and escape to a remote island where you don’t have to work or pay rent. The locals are super friendly and welcoming, unlike those pesky xenophobic folks in real life.

Turn your life around and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with crazy antics and outrageous shenanigans. Who needs Japan when you have our epic Minecraft server waiting for you? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1761	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Blaze Adventures: Where Even Your Minecraft World Gets Trippy!

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Hey there fellow stoners! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your psychedelic needs? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your hallucinogenic adventures!

Join us and experience mind-bending visuals that will make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve entered a whole new dimension. Our server is so trippy, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual reality dreamland created by a stoned Picasso.

So come on over and blaze up with us as we explore the weirdest and wildest creations in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where the grass is neon green and the sky is made of rainbow-colored blocks? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…literally!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	6905	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Blocky Beauties vs. Pixelated Pals: The Aging Debate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as timeless as a fine wine? Look no further, because on our server, women don’t age worse than men – they age like fine diamonds! With our magical potions and enchanted makeup blocks, you’ll never have to worry about looking older than your fellow players. And forget about soliciting male validation – on our server, everyone is too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to care about anyone’s looks! Join us and defy the laws of aging in the most blocky and beautiful way possible!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crops Grown:	7621
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mines Excavated:	4197	Ores Mined:	812
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Nijisanj and Chuubas Haterz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers run by normies? Well, look no further because our server is so wild even TERF sisters hate it! We’ve got nijisanj and western chuubas running around causing chaos and making everyone question reality. Join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground chuuba fight club or witness a nijisanj dance-off. Don’t miss out on the craziest server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Emeralds Found:	8324
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

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Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	106

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JesusCraft: Where miracles happen and creepers fear to tread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor that makes you invincible. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for a chance to win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why not join us on this crazy adventure? Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Cards & Creepers – A Minecraft Server for Hearthstone Fans!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more epic than the last!

Join now and experience the Master’s tour like never before! Patch 29.2 is dropping on the 16th of April, bringing with it Battleground Duos – because everything is better with a buddy, even battling it out in the virtual world!

But that’s not all – Uikyou and Prthnca have been classified for worlds, and you could be next! Check out our decklists from all the top tier sites, because when it comes to dominating the competition, knowledge is power.

And don’t forget about our helpful links section, where you can find everything from western omelette recipes to custom card makers. Because why settle for just playing Minecraft when you can also whip up a delicious breakfast and design your own cards?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft master!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Anjou’s Lost Love: Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and ride pigs into battle against evil villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Count of Anjou, who has been known to serenade players with love songs while riding a llama through the virtual sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find true love with the Count of Anjou himself!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	90
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Spice & Cuck’s Blocky Adventures

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t cheat on you like your ex? Look no further! Our server is like that cute girl you’ve had a crush on for years – loyal, trustworthy, and always there for you. Plus, she’s got some killer building skills and can PvP like a pro. Join us and never worry about getting betrayed again – unless you count those sneaky creepers trying to blow you up!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Send It to Adept: The Minecraft Server Where We Ask the Real Questions

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Oh, honey, you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet because you haven’t experienced the sheer madness and chaos that awaits you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids, with endless surprises and wacky adventures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself roams the server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted unicorn mount that shoots fireworks out of its horn. Yes, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun server in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6444
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2