Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	108
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

adoption, Black culture, black identity, blackness, Boundaries, Confrontation, CraftyFriendz, cultural appropriation, Diversity, dna test, ethnicity, family, fetishization, friendship, Identity, Minecraft, mixed race, Race, Rift, Server, Stereotypes, UNCOMFORTABLE, white passing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	137	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy roommate story!

Experience the thrill of uncovering shocking secrets and identity crises just like Anna did when she found out she’s not actually mixed race! Will you also discover a hidden truth about yourself in our server? Who knows, maybe you’re secretly a unicorn in disguise!

Join now and witness the chaos as players try to claim they’re part Iranian or identify as a different race just to fit in. Embrace the madness as you navigate through a world where anything is possible, even if it means calling out your friends for their ridiculous behavior.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the craziness. Join our server today and let the laughter and insanity begin!

BdayBlunderCraft

Argument, attitude, BdayBlunderCraft, bills, Birthday, Boyfriend, Communication, Cooking, Effort, emotional needs, groceries, housework, love language, Manipulation, neglect, one sided, relationship, reminder, Resentment, Special, unemployed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Towns Built:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where forgetting your birthday is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this story!

Imagine a world where your boyfriend not only remembers your birthday, but throws you a virtual party complete with pixelated cake and fireworks! No more feeling unappreciated or taken advantage of – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty (or at least like a Minecraft queen) every day!

Don’t worry about love languages or one-sided relationships here – our community is all about spreading love and positivity through virtual hugs and words of affirmation. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to showing appreciation for your fellow players.

So come join us on our server and leave behind the drama of real life relationships. Who needs a boyfriend who can’t remember your birthday when you have a whole virtual world of friends who will never forget to celebrate you? Let’s make your birthday (and every day) special together!

Pup Puzzle Palace

adaptation, animal science, Assumptions, Behavior, biological diversity, Breed, canine, Challenges, comparative anatomy, dog, Evolution, genetics, Morphology, natural selection, Palace, Performance, physical traits, pup, puzzle, scientific research, selective breeding, skull shape, specialization

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ores Mined:	3325	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

come join our amazin server where dog skull shape is da key to success!! we got challenges dat will make u question everything u know about performance specialization from selective breeding!! build ur own dog skull shaped castle and show off ur skills to da world!! u wont find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so join now and let da fun begin!! 🐶💀🏰 #dogskullshape #minecraftmadness

HexArchon

Bedrock Support, boss fights, consoles, Custom-Modeled, Daily Rewards, dedicated hardware, Fresh content, HexArchon, Joining FAQs, Magic Items, mmorpg, Player Shops, playstyles, Quality-of-life improvements, Repeatable Quests, smp, trustworthy, Unique Builds, unique traits, Zero-Lag Gameplay

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	351	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Feature	Description
Server Name	HexArchon
Type	Custom MMO-Inspired SMP
Gameplay Features	Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, Skylands, Dungeons
Server Trailer	Watch Trailer
Discord Server	Join Discord
Wiki	Visit Wiki

FAQ

How do I join the HexArchon server?

To join the HexArchon server, use the IP play.hexarchon.net. The server also supports Bedrock, with the same IP and port 19132. On consoles, add “HexArchonServer” as a friend to join. More details here.

What are some of the unique gameplay mechanics in HexArchon?

HexArchon features custom mobs with unique skills, custom items with different weapon types and abilities, over 240 custom enchantments, dungeons to explore, quests to complete, abilities to unlock and upgrade, and various quality-of-life improvements such as auto farms, player shops, pets, and more.

What values does HexArchon prioritize?

Community voice & transparency
Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

What technical specifications does the HexArchon server operate on?

The server runs on dedicated hardware with an AMD Ryzen 9 7950X CPU, 64GB RAM, and 2TB NVME SSD storage. It is hosted on the US East Coast to ensure strict, zero-lag gameplay.

Mystic Grove 1.21.2

1.21.2, ANON TOKYO, art, Ave Mujica, celebration, collaboration, Community, creativity, culture, Entertainment, Event, Gathering, Grove, inspiration, Japan, love, Music, mystic, nyamucchi, Performance, presented by, Togawa Grupu, TOKYO

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimension Hops:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and happiness. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection.

Not to mention, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. We’ve got events that will make your head spin faster than a Beyblade on steroids. And our mods? They’re more powerful than a toddler on a sugar rush.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride of epic proportions. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? Life is a mystery, just like why we can’t resist eating that extra slice of cake.

FlushCraft Minecraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, brother, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Eviction, family, FlushCraft, flushing, Gay, house rules, hygiene, LGBTQ, living situation, living together, Minecraft, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, Server, sibling, TOILET

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	145	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any annoying siblings around? Look no further!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and crafting epic creations. But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll never have to worry about unflushed toilets or messy roommates. Our virtual world is clean, organized, and free of any underwear on the floor!

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a strict “flush after peeing” policy that ensures a fresh and pleasant gaming experience for all. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who actually know how to use a dishwasher. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who haunts players that leave food wrappers lying around. Spooky, right?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. See you in the game!

BlockPartyCentral

anger, autism, BlockPartyCentral, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, coping mechanisms, custody arrangement, devastating news, emotional distress, family dynamics, Family Support, Grief, Grieving Process, Illness, insensitive comments, parenting, processing emotions, seeking space, self-care, staying elsewhere

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to chill after a rough day? Our server is the perfect getaway, where you can build your dream world and forget about all the craziness happening in the real world. Plus, we have virtual cookies that never run out, so you’ll never go hungry!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content. No more bombshells or awkward conversations here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Join us now and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build, laugh, and create unforgettable memories together. See you in the virtual world!

TariffCraft: Canada Strikes Back! Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Canada, Canadian economy, cross-border trade, economic impact, electric vehicles, export restrictions, import tariffs, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, North America, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, strikes, Target, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tesla, trade policies, trade war

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7018
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3589	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

lol come join this epic minecraft server where canada is going crazy and targeting tesla with tariffs. like, why would they do that? who knows, but it’s hilarious.

build your own tesla factory and try to avoid the crazy canadian tariffs. maybe you can negotiate with justin trudeau himself, who knows.

watch out for moose roaming around the server, they might try to steal your diamonds. or maybe they just want to take a ride in your tesla, who knows.

join now for a wild ride filled with tariffs, teslas, and moose. it’s gonna be a blast, eh!

CraftyCanuckTradeDeal

Agreement, bilateral relations, Canada, Canadian exports, Commerce, CraftyCanuckTradeDeal, diplomatic relations, economic development, ecuador, Ecuadorian imports, finalized, foreign policy, international trade, Latin America, North America, president, south america, trade agreement, trade deal, trade negotiations, trade partnership

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ores Mined:	8336
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Racism Rumble: US Edition

across, AMOUNT, combined, constituted, disagreement, Edition, found, HIGH, just as, LEVEL, long tail tags, participants, racial group, racism, Rumble, study, substantial, tags, US, Within

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7871	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, lava waterfalls everywhere. it’s, like, so wild, bro.

if you join this server, you’ll, like, unlock superpowers and be able to, like, fly around and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret underground lair where you can, like, battle dragons and rescue princesses. it’s, like, straight out of a fairy tale, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and, like, experience the most insane adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Hotdog Water

Allowed, bed TP, Cheating, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Java 1.21, Land Claim, PvP, Resets, SC_OFF, SC_ON, semi anarchy, stealing, voted world resets, Water, Website

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

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Server Info	Hardcore Vanilla Survival, Java 1.21.
Reset	Vote for resets on Discord.
Gameplay Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Now:

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog
Website: https://hdw.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed, no cheating or hacking mods.
How often are resets voted on?	Resets are typically voted on every few months, depending on player feedback.
Is griefing allowed?	Yes, griefing is allowed as part of the server rules.
Are there any restrictions on building?	There are no land claims, but players are free to build wherever they like.

Royal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, ai, Assistance, Generated, Language Model, list, long tail, Natural Language Processing, PIXEL, poki, Queen, Queen Poki, Realm, royal, tags, Technology, Thread

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like a virtual playground on steroids! Imagine a world where you can build your own epic castles and battle against dragons while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! This server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers because Queen Poki herself graces us with her presence. She’s like the goddess of gaming, blessing us with her epic skills and dank memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky and creepers explode into confetti. It’s like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a part of the craziest, most epic gaming community in the universe. Queen Poki thread? Queen Poki thread.

SeniorCraft: Still Mining & Crafting at 70+

aging and sexuality, Crafting, elderly sexuality, Intimacy in Later Life, Masturbation, Mining, People over seventy, senior sex life, SeniorCraft, sex, sexual activity in older adults, sexual activity in seniors, sexual behavior in older adults, sexual desire in seniors, sexual experiences in old age, sexual function in elderly, sexual health in old age, sexual pleasure in old age, sexual relationships in older adults, sexual satisfaction in older age, sexual wellness in seniors, sexuality and aging, sexuality in the elderly

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	296	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is specifically designed for the young at heart – people over seventy!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the world of Minecraft in a whole new way. Who says you can’t still have fun and get frisky in your golden years? Our server is full of surprises and excitement around every corner.

From building giant retirement homes to battling it out in epic PvP battles with your fellow seniors, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of Viagra potions to keep you going all night long.

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a good time) in the most unexpected of places.

CraftyVWTaxDodge

Automotive Industry, corporate taxes, court case, CraftyVWTaxDodge, India, international business, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal filing, tax assessment, tax controversy, tax demand, Tax Dispute, tax evasion, tax laws, tax liabilities, tax litigation, tax regulations, Volkswagen, Volkswagen India

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Runes Activated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than volkswagen suing india for $1.4 billion!!! our community is lit af and always causing chaos like a bunch of wild monkeys on crack. we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. plus, our admins are like gods who will grant your wildest wishes (as long as it involves minecraft, sorry they can’t make you rich or famous). so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Pleasure Portal: Brain Connect

activities, altered brain connectivity, anhedonia, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, Connect, depression, emotional processing, emotional well being, enjoyment, Food, hobbies, mental health, mental illness, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, Pleasure, Portal, psychological disorders, research study, social interactions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ores Mined:	9437	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Towns Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

so, like, have you ever been, like, so bored that even minecraft doesn’t bring you joy anymore? well, we got the server for you! come join us and experience a whole new level of pleasure and enjoyment that will blow your mind!

our server is like a magical land where anhedonia doesn’t exist. you’ll be laughing and having the time of your life 24/7. our players have reported feeling like they’re on cloud nine, with non-stop fun and excitement at every turn.

we’ve even had neuroimaging studies done that show our server can alter your brain connectivity in the best way possible. say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless joy and happiness!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane, outrageous, and hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it!