Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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