Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	588437	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2669	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	1650
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	4248	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Animals Bred:	92
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	211753	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	7920	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2141	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.

Mystic Zen Realms 1.21

asian women, biological imperatives, coping mechanisms, cultural influences, emotional distress, identity crisis, mental breakdown, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mystic, Obsession, Psychosis, Realms, self reflection, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, support systems, Therapy, Trauma, zen

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Yo, bro, if you wanna escape the clutches of Asian women and your crazy biological urges, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated blocks that will distract you from those temptations and keep you sane, man.

Plus, who needs real women when you can build your dream house in Minecraft and live your best blocky life?

Join us and say goodbye to those Asian women driving you crazy, one block at a time!

SleepCraftersGuild

Argument, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Empathy, flexibility, Focus, mental health, mood, partner, Priorities, quality time, relationship, Respect, Routine, sleep deprivation, sleep schedule, SleepCraftersGuild, Understanding, work

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of sleep schedules and respecting boundaries! Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world without any partner drama like sleeping on the couch.

Our server is perfect for those who value their mental health and need a good night’s sleep to conquer the blocky world. No more arguments over bedtime or Netflix episodes – here, you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring to your heart’s content.

So why join our server? Because we won’t judge you for sticking to your sleep schedule or prioritizing your well-being. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any passive-aggressive partners who pout over missed TV time.

Come join us and build your own paradise, where sleep is sacred and drama is left at the door. Who needs a partner who sleeps on the couch when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers who understand the importance of a good night’s rest? Let’s craft and chill, without any bedtime battles in sight!