Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
Chimeras Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Crafty McCraftface

    Crafty McCraftface

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we celebrate the one and only QUEEN of manga, alongside Naoko of course! Join us as we embark on a journey through the GRAND world of Minecraft, shaped by the LEGENDARY influence of this iconic creator.

    Forget about those other female mangakas, like Arakawa and Kui, who have made works of debatable quality. They are IRRELEVANT in comparison to the GODDESS we worship on this server. Only the best for our players!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of something truly EPIC and LEGENDARY in the world of Minecraft! Don’t miss out on the CRAZINESS that awaits you!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Animals Bred: 198
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Pixel Pervs & Creepers

    Pixel Pervs & Creepers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Milk Plant Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Have you ever wanted to milk a cow in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with udderly ridiculous opportunities to milk all sorts of animals and plants. Who knew plants could produce milk, right?

    – Want to merge blocks in a way that defies all logic and reason? Our server has a block merging feature that will make your brain explode with confusion and delight. It’s like playing Minecraft on a whole new level of insanity!

    – Need a break from the usual Minecraft experience? How about trying out our ComfyUI, Automatic1111, Forge, SD.Next, or Easy Diffusion options? These tools will make your Minecraft gameplay so comfy and automatic that you’ll never want to leave.

    – And let’s not forget about the Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section of our server. Explore all sorts of weird and wonderful creations that will make you question your sanity and your taste in Minecraft mods.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for the absurd.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 395 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Alien Abductions: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)

    ManlyCraft: Where Everyone’s a Man (Even in a Dress)
    Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where you won’t find any men in dresses, unless they’re wearing diamond armor! Say goodbye to those pesky faggot men in wigs, because on our server, the only fabulous thing you’ll see is the sparkling diamonds you’ll mine. Join us for a glamorous adventure filled with dazzling treasures and epic battles. Don’t let those faggots ruin your Minecraft experience, come play with us and let your inner diva shine!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Farms Harvested: 200

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Crafty Coward’s Challenge: Do it Now!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret diamond mine that led them to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons. But that’s not all! They also stumbled upon a hidden portal that transported them to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a soft spot for players who can beat them in a game of rock, paper, scissors. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    EldenCraft: Where You Can Actually Finish the Game

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem

    Pixel Politics: MineCraft Mayhem
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only political implications are deciding whether to be a potato or a carrot in our virtual world!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing zombies who will teach you the latest moves to impress your friends.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens while wearing a suit made of enchanted armor?

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creeper surprises)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Animals Bred: 93 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Towns Built: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151

    CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2151
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    Reasons to join our server: – We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to be tamed and ridden into battle! – Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them while mining! – The creeper explosions are replaced with confetti blasts, making them more fun than scary! – You can build a castle in the sky and have a pet dragon guarding it! – Our zombie villagers are actually friendly and will trade you rare items for emeralds!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Download the game now on Android, iOS, or PC and start your adventure today!

    Remember: ALL DATES/TIMES LISTED BELOW ARE UTC+9, so make sure to adjust your schedule accordingly to join our epic events and quests!

    Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7966 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server

    GF-Free Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of hitting blocks in Minecraft but wish you could hit something else? Look no further, because on our server, tfw no hitting gf, you can hit all the girlfriends you want! Just kidding, that would be terrible. But you can hit all the creepers, zombies, and skeletons that stand in your way!

    Join our server for a chance to build the most epic base ever, complete with a moat filled with lava and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, like the elusive rainbow sheep and the majestic flying pig. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a giant chicken!

    So why wait? Join tfw no hitting gf today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs a hitting girlfriend when you have a whole world of adventure waiting for you?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 71 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks

    AnimeCraft: Where Weeb Meets Blocks
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we depart into the world of anime like never before! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have transformed the Minecraft experience into a wacky anime adventure!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where creepers wear kawaii outfits and zombies break out into dance routines. Our server is filled with outrageous characters and insane storylines that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

    But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your Minecraft character look like a true anime hero. And don’t even get us started on the modern HTML formatting we use to make our server stand out from the rest.

    So why wait? Join us now and lol your way through the world of Minecraft like never before! We promise you won’t regret it (but your friends might be jealous of your epic adventures).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Meteorite Armor Created: 17
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’

    Crafty Creepers: ‘he’s right you know’
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build UNBELIEVABLE structures and battle mobs like a true warrior.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that granted the player super speed and the ability to fly like a majestic eagle. And that player? They became the ruler of the server, feared and respected by all.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLZILLA, a giant creature made entirely of memes and jokes. If you can defeat LOLZILLA, you will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and the title of the ultimate meme master.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, when in doubt, always remember: he’s right you know.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 79 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 563153 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

    Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Zombie Dances: 4
    Potions Brewed: 106 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

    Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!
    Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

    On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 6536
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Pick-a-Block: Only One

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

    Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

    Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 41 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 29 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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